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Anyway I saw a TERF blog say “there are hardly any gay men on Tumblr, probably because men don’t use the internet except to talk about video games and spread misogyny” djshdjdjdjddn
Feminism win!
there is not one name on this list that isn’t a lifetime achievement of fucking
This guy fucked.
“sexually conflicted” he doesn’t seem conflicted about it at all
glorious tag thank you @howdidyouallgetinmyroom
I work at a movie theater.
And personally? To be in the tickets booth, and see young girls, teenagers, adult women, coming in to see Barbie,
the most highlighter pink outfits, some of them coming in with the dolls they’re dressed as, laughing to each other, cheering for each other,
to see the men they’re coming to see it with, dressed in pink, cheering them on, taking their pictures with smiles and cheers in the lobby at the photo op
touches something so deep in me
I can’t say any nuances of the movie that haven’t already been said, but like, fuck man, love is so deep and so kind and to be able to see glimpses of it from behind my little ticket desk makes me a little less nihilistic.
this gag from tails gets trolled occupies permanent real estate in my brain because it has no right being this good
i have an iron grip on my couch watching these vampire girls in van helsing (2004)
i’d give so much of it up
i’ve never been as high as i was last night and got so horny from these women that i had to stop watching it
Look. Look. I think the hardest thing about your twenties is the shift from getting shoved towards new frontiers of maturity by, like, puberty and education and the logistics of gaining independence, to you having to shove yourself. It’s a mental recalibration from “you grow up whether you like it or not” to “you can and should keep evolving, but now you have to choose it. And you have to choose it a half-dozen times a day in increasingly annoying ways. And this sucks but the reward is that you get to be a person in the world.”
Seeing “realistic” fanart of anime characters
DEAD
february 18, 2020
babe your masc drive thru voice has enchanted and bewitched me
“Isn’t it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal” I mean, there’s a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn’t have enough poison in it.
Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.
We’re not fast and don’t have a lot of natural weaponry but we’re bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.
hello 🐙
This is not anthropomorphization but genuinely something theyre known to do. I’ve heard divers say octopuses and cuttlefish get fascinated by hand gestures and will sometimes respond to them like. We probably do look like we have little cephalopods on the ends of our arms, to them. Like we’re always putting on a puppet show.
ive heard enough stories of octopuses attempting to socially interact w humans to be convinced that some octopuses want to socially interact w humans
frustrated how quickly people will trip over themselves to dismiss any notion of animal thought as “anthropomorphization” as if animals are truly thoughtless lumps of meat who simply move their limbs around meaninglessly and die
precocious adult behavior















